anyone coming to my blog now will think i'm THE ultimate saddo cuz not only do i blog quite frequently, i tag my own blog very frequently, practically spam it really. plus i have FOUR links and have classified them under types of food. and to top it all off i have a tranny granny as my layout and noone can really see what they're typing.

I'M LOVING IT

so anyway, just had short leave which went PHEW (imagine me using really elaborate hand gestures mimicking something flying over my head and imagine me making equally strange noises which are meant to sound like something flying over my head. now i can imagine u laughing like crazy so shut up) and i feel as if i haven't really had any short leave. oh the angst of my life.

to ADD to this angst, I HAVE A POLISH MSN TOOLBAR!! while majority of u would think "hey cool" it really isn't cuz i can't really search anything. i got it from trying to download msn. cuz the only site which isn't blocked is..u guessed it..polish msn. in my defence i didn't REALISE it was in english till it was too late. i've given up by the way. couldn't read the instructions.

i learnt how to play cricket this weekend..but ure really not interested are u so i'll move on swiftly.i'm thinking of taking up private russian lessons..any comments? any "GO FOR IT"s or "WHAT THE HELL"s or "WHO CARE"s? all welcome. some more than others.

does anyone have any idea who anonymous is by the way? i would like to send he/she roses via airmail along with a sonnet of my love for her/him. she/he rocks my socks and i want him/her more than i want a gold plated toilet bowl seat with matching white gold taps. and that's alot, for u plebs who don't know the worth of gold plated toilet appliances, go FAT. (haha ter) no, anonymous, not phat. but go..learn about their importance.

i've decided to add in an inspirational quote to give this entry that OOPMH. it's a bit dodge so for all u "oh my god she said the word sex" people, just look away. see no evil and all that.

understanding is a lot like sex. it's got a practical purpose, but that's not why people do it normally.

unless ure a staunch roman catholic. i'm sure u guys all have lives to lead so i'll leave u to it.

er bye?